by Glenn Davis | 7:09 pm, June 9th, 2011
There are several storylines/distractions/sideshows (and surprise! Theyâre LeBron-related) heading into tonightâs Game 5 of the NBA Finals. LeBron, youâll remember, had an awful Game 4. And you know what happens when LeBron has an awful game: his every move is scrutinized until ground into dust particles, he talks about how important the upcoming game isâ¦oh, and a crazy rumor gets started to explain his poor performance in the previous game.
The latest thing related to LeBronâs family that didnât happen: Rashard Lewis didnât have sex with LeBronâs girlfriend. (Somehow, Stephen A. Smith is once again involved in LeBron rumormania.) How this one got started, weâre not sure, other than plugging random names into the â[NBA player] slept with [woman in LeBron's life]!â template infamously started last year. LeBronâs bad luck when it comes to family members sleeping around is, in the most literal sense, unbelievable.
Tonight, though, it would do us all some good to put the nonsense aside and focus on basketball. LeBronâs right, after all, when he calls it the biggest game of his career to date. The setup is all there for a great game â" the NBA Finals are tied, the games have been tight, some truly great players are involved, and whoever wins tonight will have the inside track to the title. How best to fire yourself up?
Oh, I donât know, how about A BURNING MAVERICKS CAR??? Sure, it was called âridiculousâ by Ball Donât Lieâs Eric Freemanâ¦but is it really any more ridiculous than suggesting a woman close to LeBron had carnal relations with an NBA player every time he plays poorly in the playoffs? You need to fight fire with fire to cleanse your palate of the absurdity, and youâre good to goâ¦until, of course, the next time LeBron has a bad playoff game.
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